Comprar ChrisCoin

My name is Chris and I am the inventor of ChrisCoin. About Me: I grew up on a potato farm working 80-hour work weeks from the age of three to fifteen. Everyday I ate cabbage and pinecones because my mother wanted a boy that could make it in the real world. When i was young my father died in a tragic accident involving a golf cart and ranch dressing which caused him to pass away. This traumatized my family at the time, my four siblings with seven on the way, but this only lead me to be further motivated in finding a place in the world. When I was a teenager I was bullied as a result of having a sensitive bladder. They all called me Pissy Chrissy. This carried on until high school after many unfortunate field trips and presentations where i urinated everywhere. However, this was only fuel towards my intimate goal of being a successful entrepreneur. When I was sixteen I was diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome which compounded with my sensitive bladder syndrome to create GrownManWithADiaper Syndrome, which was not helpful when it came to getting a job or having xxx with my neighbours wife and or dog.  Revelation: I was sitting in my car honking at a disabled elderly man when it hit me: I want to take people’s money. This urethra moment (eureka but i have sex with women) led me from robbery to tax fraud to piracy to mugging to crypto! Every weekday i go around the neighborhood with brochures(and my diaper) telling all my neighbours and friends about my crypto and the potential profits they can make. They all tell me they’ll buy some soon which means the stock will soar in the next little while! I wake up every morning thinking about my dad’s ranch-drenched corpse and my clockwise mom and i think of how proud they’d be of me, the businessman that’s constantly expanding as quickly as he’s expelling into the neighbours wife and expelling poo into my diaper. My crypto is ten doubloons and i “promise” you will not regret it. Happy Hanukkah, Chris of ChrisCoin