PrisonMikeCoin

“The worst thing about crypto? … Was the Dementors.” PrisonMikeCoin ($PMIKE) is the ultimate meme coin inspired by The Office’s most feared (and hilarious) prison expert, Prison Mike. Built for fans of the show and degens alike, $PMIKE is all about escaping the daily grind, dodging the crypto Dementors (a.k.a. rug pulls), and stacking paper like you just stole the warden’s commissary stash. Why $PMIKE? No Rug, No Scam – Prison Mike wouldn’t stand for it. This is a community-driven token with fully transparent tokenomics. Office Fans Unite – The only currency endorsed by a man who’s done hard time (in his imagination). Meme Potential – Endless viral-worthy content featuring Prison Mike’s wisdom on crypto. Tokenomics Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $PMIKE Tax: 0% on buys, 5% on sells (to keep the Dementors away) Liquidity Locked – Because Prison Mike knows how it feels to be trapped. Roadmap Launch & Hype – Spread the word like an escaped convict. Community Building – Airdrops, memes, and mandatory fun. Exchange Listings – From the yard (DEX) to the real world (CEX). Prison Mike NFT Collection – Exclusive Dementor-free digital assets. Join the $PMIKE revolution, and remember—don’t drop the soap in the bear market.