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This token representing the team in the world with the best management in the league In a parallel universe, RCB is the undisputed champion of the IPL, winning every season with flair and drama. The twist? Virat Kohli insists on wearing AB de Villiers' jersey during every final, claiming it’s a “cosmic charm.” AB, ever the gentleman, doesn’t mind, jokingly stating that his superpower lies in the jersey, not his bat. Glenn Maxwell, meanwhile, has reinvented himself as the team’s spiritual guru. Before each match, he gathers players and fans for a “mindful six-hitting” session, teaching them to visualize victory and believe in the universe’s "RCB energy." Fans meditate before games, chanting, “Ee Sala Cup Namde,” which, in this reality, is a prophecy fulfilled year after year. The trophy room in the Chinnaswamy Stadium is now so full that they’ve started building a second wing. Opponents have accepted their fate, with some teams rebranding themselves as “RCB Challengers” in honor of their dominance. Commentators joke that IPL now stands for "Invincible Premier League." Amid the glory, Kohli always reminds fans, “Winning isn’t just about the cup; it’s about the journey… but yeah, we still love the cup.”